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All about life , people and relatable topics!

October 27th, 2013

theartofhoe-tells:

Hey guys, check out my new vlog and don’t forget to share and subscribe!!

Check this out!!!!

#Follow on #tumblr all about #hotel #shenanigans #blog #new #funny #comedy #whoreouttheblog #work #guests #dayinthelifeofadeskagent check it out and show your friends !!!

#Follow on #tumblr all about #hotel #shenanigans #blog #new #funny #comedy #whoreouttheblog #work #guests #dayinthelifeofadeskagent check it out and show your friends !!!

October 26th, 2013

strawberrytelle:

“If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.”

I want all of the above!!!!!!

(Source: hadesinmelezi, via annasofia-17)

(Source: jlynnsmily, via annasofia-17)

Some real truth

Okay I know mother nature can’t text me :

"Whats up, hows my favorite girl? Look boo you’re not pregnant so I’ll hit you up next month. Love ya"

But seriously nobody invited cramps to the party. You want me to bleed and not die- cool, you want me to be moody and irritable- okay, but WHY THE FUCK are cramps necessary? Like who brought this guy? GTFO 

NO but maybe Fix it Felix can

NO but maybe Fix it Felix can

(Source: cravings, via eyesiveneverseen)

g-wh0re:

*whispers* JYP…….

YES PLEASE

g-wh0re:

*whispers* JYP…….

YES PLEASE

(Source: pre-celebrity, via eyesiveneverseen)

theartofhoe-tells:

Ok but SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Stop interrupting me! Chances are I will have answered your question by the time I’m done speaking. I could be telling you that you’ve won a million dollars but guess what - you’ll never know.
I don’t know about you but I don’t like repeating myself ESPECIALLY when it’s their fault they didn’t hear me. Ask me again where something is and I’m going to send your ass down the street.
Oh yea and stop reaching over my desk- if I want you to sign something I’ll give you a damn pen. Do I need to instal barbed wire? Electric fence? This is my desk intended for my use… Back off.
Oh and the fact that you went upstairs and called to tell at me for not giving you free water bottles (that’s only for our top members and they are base member) makes me hate you so much more. Bitch, drink from the tap- it’s California not some 3rd world country.

theartofhoe-tells:

Ok but SHUT THE HELL UP!!

Stop interrupting me! Chances are I will have answered your question by the time I’m done speaking. I could be telling you that you’ve won a million dollars but guess what - you’ll never know.

I don’t know about you but I don’t like repeating myself ESPECIALLY when it’s their fault they didn’t hear me. Ask me again where something is and I’m going to send your ass down the street.

Oh yea and stop reaching over my desk- if I want you to sign something I’ll give you a damn pen. Do I need to instal barbed wire? Electric fence? This is my desk intended for my use… Back off.

Oh and the fact that you went upstairs and called to tell at me for not giving you free water bottles (that’s only for our top members and they are base member) makes me hate you so much more. Bitch, drink from the tap- it’s California not some 3rd world country.

theartofhoe-tells:

Ok so I’d like to recap this weeks stupid questions
1)  Me: to get to your room you will exit through this door here. Guest: So do I have to go OUT of the door?
2) Can I use your luggage cart for my luggage?
3)  Guest: Fill out what’s highlighted? So you need my vehicle info? Me: Is it highlighted? Guest: Yea? So I can leave it blank right?
4)  *Guest looking for a restaurant. To my co-worker Mikey*  CW: Make a left towards the restaurant Guest: ok… *walks away and then back* which way is left?
5) Your sign says breakfast - is that in the morning for guests?
6) The remote for the TV has this button in the top, is this how I turn it on?
7) Wait, I need to give you a credit card for a reservation?
8) Can you switch the pool water and the jacuzzi water for me within the next hour? *this was an older question but I couldn’t resist*

Pretty sure Common sense doesn’t exist anymore.

theartofhoe-tells:

Ok so I’d like to recap this weeks stupid questions

1)
Me: to get to your room you will exit through this door here.
Guest: So do I have to go OUT of the door?

2) Can I use your luggage cart for my luggage?

3)
Guest: Fill out what’s highlighted? So you need my vehicle info?
Me: Is it highlighted?
Guest: Yea? So I can leave it blank right?

4)
*Guest looking for a restaurant. To my co-worker Mikey*
CW: Make a left towards the restaurant
Guest: ok… *walks away and then back* which way is left?

5) Your sign says breakfast - is that in the morning for guests?

6) The remote for the TV has this button in the top, is this how I turn it on?

7) Wait, I need to give you a credit card for a reservation?

8) Can you switch the pool water and the jacuzzi water for me within the next hour? *this was an older question but I couldn’t resist*

Pretty sure Common sense doesn’t exist anymore.